I so hate this time of year. When I ask how your holidays were I don't wanna hear about all the 'things' you got. In truth, nobody actually cares. Why do we do this? Season of giving my ass. I'm sick of these hushed whispers of worrying some friend/family/acquaintance/whatever isn't really getting much for xmas. It's like some crime/abuse to the human spirit if you don't get sufficient christmas gifts. But honestly do you remember how much was under the tree growing up? Or even last year? Sure gifts are nice, it's a love language for crying out loud, but I don't think anyone cares to hear your xmas list, sorry.
Should I get off the soap box now?? I dunno I think it's very slimming for my legs??
Friday, December 30, 2011
Sometimes you just have to enjoy those hideous childhood pictures
Have I ever told you how awkward looking I was growing up??
P.S. Thanks Mom & Dad for all the orthodontic work
Friday, December 16, 2011
A place for the random thoughts in my head
The vacuum is broken. I might have spent my morning using packaging tape as a pseudo-vacuum to clean the carpet for cleaning checks. I know it's really weird but I'm really proud of my odd resourcefulness. Makes me feel like I have some greater capacity to accomplish great things with limited resources.
My roommate gave me a tube of lipstick this week. I've never been able to find a red that shows up as red on my lips. Somehow my lips have this magical power to turn it into some hideously fluorescent pink instead of red. But this lipstick shows red. Now I just need to get myself to leave the house wearing it while not feeling like a total poser.
General conference is like the superbowl for mormons.
I really hate people who say I love you haphazardly. It literally makes me squirm. It takes everything to hold my tongue when I see/hear it. I want to call them out on it and ask what they really mean by that? In the english language I don't know of an expression we have to express more fully our care for someone. And I hate that people so casually use it. It's like it lessens the meaning. Consider your diction you love-whores.
On the subject of diction, men with good diction are severely attractive. Especially if they're not fat.
My roommate gave me a tube of lipstick this week. I've never been able to find a red that shows up as red on my lips. Somehow my lips have this magical power to turn it into some hideously fluorescent pink instead of red. But this lipstick shows red. Now I just need to get myself to leave the house wearing it while not feeling like a total poser.
General conference is like the superbowl for mormons.
I really hate people who say I love you haphazardly. It literally makes me squirm. It takes everything to hold my tongue when I see/hear it. I want to call them out on it and ask what they really mean by that? In the english language I don't know of an expression we have to express more fully our care for someone. And I hate that people so casually use it. It's like it lessens the meaning. Consider your diction you love-whores.
On the subject of diction, men with good diction are severely attractive. Especially if they're not fat.
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