Sunday, February 26, 2012

Sometimes you have to feed his ego

Sometimes you're hanging out with a guy and he has to go take a ferocious dump.  There's no better way to put it.  And despite turning on a bathroom fan or other attempts to hide evidence of the deed, you're fully aware in great detail what's going on.  And then when he comes back from such an event there is an elephant in the room and said guy will likely have some sheepish look on his face and to ease the tension he will ask did you hear that?  And sometimes you just have to be honest and say yep.  And then comes their awkwardly vulnerable squirm, and that's when you say "It's ok, I still think you're f**king sexy"

Friday, February 3, 2012

What does ----- mean in Mormon??

Among my friends who aren't Mormon we've noticed that Mormons still use slang terms for drinking but just attach different meanings to them.  Hence this conversation between me and dianus ensued....

D: What does wasted mean in Mormon?
J: That you're tired
D: What about tanked?
J: That you were so tired you like just passed out
D: Loaded?
J: you're rich
D: Pissed?
J: angry
D: What about white girl wasted?
J: eh, prob just that you're not temple-worthy
D: What about F-ed up?
J: pregnant

January??

I have no idea where January went?  So here is a quick update for those who follow this to know what goes on with me.  New Years was very uneventful.  Went and visited my sister to meet her new baby in all it's adorableness! 

I had been thinking on and off over the last few weeks about moving back to Idaho.  Just seemed like some good opportunities for me with family, friends, relationships, etc.  So I decided to plan a trip up over MLK weekend to visit and spend time with all my favorite people.  It was a great weekend and I knew it would be hard to go back to Utah.  And wouldn't you know it the second I got back to Utah I was a walking panic attack.  I was miserable and my health was falling apart.  At first I kept telling myself to chill out I had a job and a lease and I would be fine.  But my health and anxiety got so bad I was falling apart.  I consulted some friends about the situation and they encouraged me to make the change as there was a noticeable change in my health between the two locations, so I made the call to my dad and dianus and would move up in two weeks, the 1st of Feb and would bring up a car load the weekend before.  So the month got away from me as I tried to work as much as I could handle between packing and moving and stressing and panic attacks.  So yep I'm back in Idaho, unemployed and still paying rent in Utah for feb and march.  Somehow it feels a lot better though.  I'm still working on getting settled (I'm living in a vet clinic) and finding a job but it's been a good change so far.